funny sms jokes

[soniapanwar]

(1)Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega
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(2)jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
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(3)Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!
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(4)Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! .... !!
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(5)kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi

[devendra3047]

good shyaries.
i have copied them all.
and will sms it to others.
thanx dude.
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How To Avoid Foreclosure

[candy 12345]

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."