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  • illa replied to the topic Khada kar diya in the forum Jokes & Humor Chat 2 years, 3 months ago

    Khusi ke mare pagal hoon

    Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

    Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

    Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

  • Khada kar diya

    Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!

    Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

    Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

  • Vinita’s childhood dream comes true!

    She may not be from the acting background and may have not taken any formal training in it, but this cute looking girl onscreen, has definitely created a huge fan following for her.

    Vinita Joshi Thakkar better known Ritz from Siddharth Tewary’s serial Navya on Star Plus. “I am not at all from the acting…[Read more]

  • Anita Raaj’s look inspired by Maharani Gayatri Devi

    Anita Raaj’s look inspired by Maharani Gayatri Devi

    Bollywood actress Anita Raaj will now be seen playing the role of a sophisticated queen in ‘Ek Tha Raja Ek Thi Rani’.

    While, the promos are already out, we hear that the actress’ look is inspired from the erstwhile Maharani Gayatri Devi of…[Read more]

  • Sonakshi takes to sketching

    Sonakshi Sinha has not just imbibed from Salman Khan (her first co-star) his dabangg attitude, but also developed an artistic bent like him.

    The actress, who’s currently judging the music reality show ‘Indian Idol Junior’, has often been spotted sketching in between the shots.

    Says an insider who was privy to it,…[Read more]

  • Relationships

    Oh, the comfort – the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person – having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the…[Read more]

  • Marketing Company ka call –
    “Hii I’m Mohit from Kolkata”
    Me- to main kya karu ?
    “Hi I’m Aakas from Pune”
    Me- to main kya karu ?
    “Hii I’m Riya from Delhi”
    Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

    Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
    Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
    Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
    liye langar le aana!

  • Bomb scare at bus stand

    The bomb disposal team took five hours to declare that it was a fake bomb.

    After the Dinanagar terror attack on Monday, a bomb-like device found near the bus stand in Gurdaspur kept the Punbjab Police on their toes once again on Thursday. The Gurdaspur police called the bomb disposal team from PAP Jalandhar to examine a…[Read more]

  • Desire to meet Shah Rukh Khan brings Pakistani woman to India without valid travel documents

    The woman said that she was a big fan of Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan and wanted to go to Mumbai to see him after visiting a ‘Dargah’ in Jhalandar.

    A woman passenger, who came here from Pakistan by Samjhauta Express train, was made to get down from the…[Read more]

  • Web Development: The Need to Know Basics

    By Chris Rossi

    Web Development: The Need to Know Basics

    Many articles, books and websites explain the basics of Web development, but they require a lot of time to read (and re-read) to understand fully. This article is not going be like that–it was written to provide quick answers to the basic…[Read more]

  • Digital Marketing:- What it is and why it matters

    In simplistic terms, digital marketing is the promotion of products or brands via one or more forms of electronic media. Digital marketing differs from traditional marketing in that it involves the use of channels and methods that enable an organization to analyze marketing campaigns and…[Read more]

  • The social network has become the perfect platform for stars to connect with their fans. However, veteran actor Anupam Kher believes that celebrities have their own personal life behind social media and they shouldn’t be disturbed in it.

    “Today you cannot stay away from social media…people can judge you by your Twitter, Facebook and various s…[Read more]

  • Ali ‘Dadi’ Asgar turns 49: Lesser known facts about the actor

    Be it prioritizing comic roles over others, or maintaining his youthful and lively on-screen image, this brilliant TV actor, host and a witty stand-up comedian has carved a very special niche for himself. Today, he is a famous face of Indian television and film industry. As Ali…[Read more]

  • illa started the topic Relationship in the forum Love & Romance 2 years, 4 months ago

    Relationship

    “I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn’t matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.”

    “I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in…[Read more]

  • Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

    Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

    Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.

    Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

    Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad a…[Read more]

  • illa started the topic Santa in the forum Jokes & Humor Chat 2 years, 4 months ago

    Santa dialled a phone number.
    A computerizd female voice said,
    “apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”.
    Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

    Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
    Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- roti de do
    Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
    Girl’s mother- Are Tum…[Read more]

  • poetry for kids

    Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, “out of the mouths of babes”, another coined by a television show is, “kids say the darndest things”. We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We…[Read more]

  • Chandigarh College of Education

    About Chandigarh College of Education

    Chandigarh College of Education, Landran bears the uniqueness of inculcating dynamic values in the teachers they shape for the future. The college takes it as a mission to form future builders for the country on the principles of education shown by Sir Sarvapalli…[Read more]

  • Education and Training in Chandigarh

    Chandigarh is a home to some of the finest schools and colleges. As far as Education and Training in Chandigarh is concerned, the place is best known for some of the finest schools, colleges and universities. The department of Education plays a vital role in improving the standard of education in…[Read more]

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