Chutkule

Sardar ko Phassi ki Saja Hui Police : Tumko kal Subah 5 baje phassi di jayegi. Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha! Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to Subah uthta hi 9 baje hon!! Ek bar Ek Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya, Sardar ne uske ghar jakar Pucha - "Body AA gaya kya" Tabhi Ambulance aa gayi... Sardar khushi se bola, " kya Lambi Umar hai... Naam lete hi aa gaya Sala"