Comedy Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola, “To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.” Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.” ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya. Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai, aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?” aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.” Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.” Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?” Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”