Santa & Banta

Santa:-oye banta machli khayega? Banta:- Nhi yaarusme kaante hote hai Santa:- oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena Santa:-sharab pite pite rone laga? Banta:-kya hua kyu kyo ro rahe ho Santa:-yaar ki karajis ladki kobhulane k liye pi raha tha, uska name yaad nhi aa rha hai