Santa Banta
Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...
Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
Santa's Complaint:
Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!
Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!