Santa

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  • #11423
    Profile photo of illa illa 
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    Santa dialled a phone number.
    A computerizd female voice said,
    “apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”.
    Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

    Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
    Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- roti de do
    Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
    Girl’s mother- Are Tum jao baba …
    Ye totli hai…keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO..

    #13840
    Profile photo of dhananajay dhananajay 
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    Hahahahahahaha nice joke…

    #14455
    Profile photo of Shilpa Rana Shilpa Rana 
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    Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
    Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
    Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi…

    #14581
    Profile photo of Sangeeta Negi Sangeeta Negi 
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    very nice joke.

    #14589
    Profile photo of Sapna Thakur Sapna Thakur 
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    Ha Ha Ha Good joke!!

    #14986
    Profile photo of jatindersingh jatindersingh 
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    Nic Joke

    #15908
    Profile photo of Swati walia Swati walia 
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    Hahaha very nice joke.

    #15909
    Profile photo of Priya Sharma Priya Sharma 
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    Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare…
    Banta: William Shakespeare Is Dead, Stupid…
    Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

    #15910
    Profile photo of Shilpa Rana Shilpa Rana 
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    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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