Santa

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July 25, 2015 at 6:10 am #11423

illa
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Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
“apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”.
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl – TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl’s mother- Are Tum jao baba …
Ye totli hai…keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO..

October 23, 2015 at 12:36 pm #13840

dhananajay
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Hahahahahahaha nice joke…

January 12, 2016 at 10:19 am #14455

Shilpa Rana
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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi…

January 28, 2016 at 9:58 am #14581

Sangeeta Negi
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very nice joke.

January 29, 2016 at 12:19 pm #14589

Sapna Thakur
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Ha Ha Ha Good joke!!

March 15, 2016 at 4:39 am #14986

jatindersingh
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Nic Joke

January 10, 2017 at 11:08 am #15908

Swati walia
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Hahaha very nice joke.

January 10, 2017 at 11:14 am #15909

Priya Sharma
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Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare…
Banta: William Shakespeare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

January 10, 2017 at 12:34 pm #15910

Shilpa Rana
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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