Joke of the Day

[illa]

Marketing Company ka call –
“Hii I’m Mohit from Kolkata”
Me- to main kya karu ?
“Hi I’m Aakas from Pune”
Me- to main kya karu ?
“Hii I’m Riya from Delhi”
Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

[dhananajay]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

[Shilpa Rana]

Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.

[Sangeeta Negi]

Hahaha very nice joke.

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